I’m not sure what in the flying frickem frackem went down, but Chloe is M.I.A. at the moment. I’m saving this URL for her return, which has been foretold in the ancient scrolls of tumblr. In the mean time, if you’re looking for an overly verbose douchebag to follow, consider supervirgin, aka me, her husband! I promise you that every day following my blog shall be filled with happiness and delight, as if an army of rainbows has decided to invade your brain and commit genocide on every possible negative thought that could possibly inhabit the area in order to replace the cleared out husks of their former residences, now filled with their desiccated corpses, with happy thoughts about ponies and unicorns, and Skittles! I would highly suggest this as a pass time while we all wait for our favourite lesbian to shower us with the love and affection she had for each and every single one of her followers, whilst maintaining that deep seeded apathy for all of existence that makes the kids cool these days. Until then, ciao~